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Congress vs. Other Unpopular Things

We all know that disgust with Congress is at an all-time high. But how does it fare vs *other* highly unpopular things?

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    A recent PPP Poll showed that just 8% of Americans approve of the job that congress is doing. No big surprise - but how does Congress fare against *other* things we don't like?

    Can Congress beat Dog Poop? Lindsey Lohan? Cockroaches? Keep clicking to find out!

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Let's start with a win! Congress handily beats 70s murderer Charles Manson. Woohoo!

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Witches, on the other hand, hold a double-digit lead in our hearts over Congress.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    OUCH. Hemorrhoids are thought of 22% more fondly than our lawmakers. Did we say OUCH?

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Another hard loss for Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner. Congress was more than able to rise to the occasion, handily beating Weiner by 27%.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    A commanding win for Mother-In-Laws, but we do wonder what the wife is thinking as she stares at the knife...

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    The IRS currently carries more favor with Americans than the U.S. Congress.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Ah, finally something for our lawmakers to be proud of: they are 15% more popular than Twerk-Queen Miley Cyrus!

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Don't get too full of yourself, Congress - sure, you trounced Miley, but you just got owned by DOG POOP.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    "...people who have died and been reanimated as mindless, nearly invulnerable monsters that band together and attack the living."

    No, we aren't sure which is being defined here, either - but the Zombies eked out a 6% win.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Congress proves to be almost twice as popular as the Ebola Virus!

    No, that isn't an Ebola victim - that's a congressional staffer getting ready to use the bathroom while the janitorial staff is on furlough).

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Americans have a love/hate relationship with those that run Wall Street but in this survey,they get a LOT more love than Congress.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    The scarf alone should have tipped the scales in favor of Congress, yet "Hipsters" take a 9% lead.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Congress BARELY beats Lindsey Lohan in this survey. Perhaps they should have shown her Liz Taylor movie to them first.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    They have no brain in their heads, they can survive almost anything bad that happens and are voted most likely to survive an apocalypse..and yet they lost to cockroaches by 2%.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Congress proves less popular than...POTHOLES?

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    We think this might have been closer if Vlad's shirtless pics had been used in the survey. Congress pounds Putin by 21%

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    WOW. Jury Duty is more popular than Congress by 55%!

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    We're sorry. We should have warned you this was coming. Congress is less popular than THAT.

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

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    Let's close things on a happy note: Americans still prefer the U.S. Congress to TWERKING!

    Source: PPP Poll 10/8/2013

    Image: Getty